Mitsotakis Announces Candidacy, Promises Return of Parthenon Marbles and Stronger Diplomacy with Turkey
Reported by Yiayia Chrysoula (So you know what that means)
Athens—Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis officially announced his candidacy for re-election, focusing his campaign on two key issues: the long-awaited return of the Parthenon Marbles and a renewed commitment to diplomatic efforts with Turkey.
Speaking at Zappeion Hall, Mitsotakis laid out his vision for Greece’s future while making an emphatic promise regarding the Parthenon Marbles. “It is not just a goal—it is my guarantee. The Marbles will come home during my next term. This is a matter of cultural justice, and it’s non-negotiable,” he declared to thunderous applause.
A Clear Guarantee on the Marbles
In his most resolute statement yet, Mitsotakis assured Greeks that their cultural heritage would be restored. “The Parthenon Marbles belong to Greece, and they will return to the place where they were born. The world supports us, and history demands it. This is not a dream—it is a promise I will fulfill.”
He outlined a plan to intensify Greece’s diplomatic campaign, leveraging global support and cultural institutions to pressure Britain. “We will show the world that Greece is not just fighting for itself but for the preservation of universal cultural heritage,” he said.
Diplomatic Focus with Turkey
On relations with Turkey, Mitsotakis struck a balanced tone, emphasizing the importance of peace and stability in the region. “Greece will always protect its sovereignty, but we are equally committed to building bridges. Dialogue is not a sign of weakness—it is a sign of strength,” he said.
However, he quickly added: “Make no mistake. Greece will defend its rights with the same determination we bring to reclaiming the Parthenon Marbles.”
Local Reactions
The bold guarantees have reignited national pride. Maria, an artist from Thessaloniki, said: “If he can bring the Marbles back, he’ll be a national hero. It’s time for them to return home.”
Others were more skeptical. Yiorgos, a fisherman from Crete, remarked: “Politicians promise many things. Let’s see if this one actually delivers.”
Eleni, a history professor from Thessaloniki:
“A guarantee is a strong word. If Mitsotakis delivers, he’ll be the first politician in my lifetime to actually keep such a promise. And if he doesn’t? Well, I’ll be the first to remind him every single day until the next election.”
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Yiayia Chrysoula’s Take
As always, Yiayia Chrysoula provided a no-nonsense perspective: “He guarantees the Marbles? Good. If he doesn’t, he can stay in London with them!” She paused before adding, “And while he’s at it, tell him to bring back some of our old recipes too. They stole those, didn’t they?”
The Final Word
Mitsotakis’ candidacy announcement has set the stage for a campaign that promises action on cultural and diplomatic fronts. Whether his guarantees will become reality remains to be seen, but his bold approach has certainly captured the nation’s attention.
One thing is certain: The fate of the Parthenon Marbles has never felt closer to resolution—or more central to Greece’s sense of identity.
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